I have an outtie
(my very honest blog)
Slightly less pitiful than hugging yourself.
When the fox in the hen house is you.
Fancy words are meaner.
Honesty is the best policy until it sucks.
Don’t trust a B under 93.
The co-op sells crap too.
My awesome website designer Carrie Green asked me for a couple posts to kick off my new blog.
Watch out U of M. She’s baaaaaack.
That’s right. This fall I will be joining the other “returning students”
So there’s this bear in Tennessee, right? And a couple of months ago he was dumpster diving for food when he got his head stuck in a plastic jar.