My company is a risk-taking organization. We hate crappy, safe radio. Most of our employees have tattoos and wear combat boots. We ain't scared of $#@!

My company is afraid of the above company. Please give us something squeaky clean. Perhaps using Angela Lansbury as the voice-over. If that's not too much trouble, of course. Thank you. Thank you very much.

We just want good radio. Humor is usually what we're looking for. Sophisticated works sometimes too. Smart is a must. And if we can win an award along the way, cool.

Just give me your freakin' client list.

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