My company is a risk-taking organization. We hate crappy, safe radio. Most of our employees have tattoos and wear combat boots. We ain't scared of $#@!

My company is afraid of the above company. Please give us something squeaky clean. Perhaps using Angela Lansbury as the voice-over. If that's not too much trouble, of course. Thank you. Thank you very much.

We just want good radio. Humor is usually what we're looking for. Sophisticated works sometimes too. Smart is a must. And if we can win an award along the way, cool.

Our company is cutting edge. On the cusp. Forward thinking. (Unlike any of these phrases.) What have you done lately, miss radio pants? Huh? Huh? Huh?