Calling BS on BJ

My cleaning lady is here. At my house, where I office. I’m down the hall, trying to work, while she blasts 80’s rock, trying to clean.I like 80’s rock. Just not when I’m attempting to write headlines about cheese. But, I figure, when she’s here, this is her office,...

Don’t Trust Your Gut.

You’ve heard it a million times, “Trust your gut.”  That inkling. That knowing. That actual feeling in your gut.  But how do you know when to trust it? Is the gut-trusting sensation accompanied by some angelic chime assuring you that what you are feeling is...

Sorry Not Sorry.

So there I am, at a Vikings game, and I have to pee. I hightail it to the restroom and, as luck would have it, I scored the last available stall. Yes! But the lock on the door was broken. No! I yank down my jeans with one hand, and hold the unlocked door with the...

Tag. You’re It.

    I turned on the Golden Globes last Sunday just as Jeff Bridges was giving his acceptance speech for the Cecil B. DeMille Award for “outstanding contributions to the world of entertainment”, compliments of the Hollywood Foreign Press. Truth be told, I was...

You’re A Liar.

Well, if you’re smart you are. Because here comes the new year, followed by your resolution, followed by your failure to keep it, which sets off your annual self loathing spiral, which trips your annual career/health/relationship sabotage wire, which sends you...

I Don’t Wanna.

“I don’t wanna. I don’t think so.”This brillzy line from Sonic Youth’s “Kool Thing” is everything.We make decisions based on our preferences all day long. Salad or burger? Podcast or music on the way to the office? Same jeans you...