by Lynda Crotty | Jan 5, 2024 | Uncategorized
Do You Thank Siri? I thank Siri when she answers my questions. Is that weird? I know she’s not real. Well, actually she is. She’s a voice-over actress, so maybe that’s why I feel like she’s a person. IDK. It might be a case of...
by Lynda Crotty | Dec 29, 2023 | Uncategorized
Island of Many The holidays were pretty good this year. Truth be told, I’ve not looked forward to them for eons, so “pretty good” is an A. Or the A version of a C, which is all I ever really expect the holidays to feel like. I’m not a Scrooge. The holidays just...
by Lynda Crotty | Oct 5, 2022 | Uncategorized
Software update I was playing on my phone first thing this morning (before doing morning pages, or meditating, or cold-plunging, or writing this) typically a recipe for a crap day BUT! I got a notice on my phone that it was due for a software update. I followed the...
by Lynda Crotty | Oct 5, 2022 | Uncategorized
When same ain’t safe When I was 8 I got stung by a bee. My friends and I were playing ‘kick the can’ in the alley between our houses, and after the can-kicker tagged me, I was sitting around waiting for the next game to start when, “Ow. OW! Owie,...
by Lynda Crotty | Jan 16, 2022 | Uncategorized
Dog poop and personal achievement Dog poop and personal achievement? Oh, they’re related, ye of little faith. Check it out… So, I had this dog once. A big dog. Who took commensurately big dukers all over my back yard. During the warmer months I’d pick it up on the...
by Lynda Crotty | Jan 16, 2022 | Uncategorized
Don’t just do something, sit there! My favorite Jack Handey bit on SNL was the one where the dad and young son are walking on the beach when it starts to rain: SON: Daddy, why is it raining?DAD: Because God is crying.SON: Why is God crying?DAD: Must be something...
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