Do less to get more. “Well, if that doesn’t put the moron in oxymoron”, you ask, “What does?”

Remember that game we played as kids? 

I was at yoga the other day and noticed this girl leaning on a pillar during a pose.

My cleaning lady is here. At my house, where I office.

You’ve heard it a million times, “Trust your gut.”

So there I am, at a Vikings game, and I have to pee…