Dog poop and personal achievement
Dog poop and personal achievement? Oh, they’re related, ye of little faith.
Don’t just do something, sit there!
My favorite Jack Handey bit on SNL was the one with the dad and son on the beach.
Hey! Watch me kick my own ass.
Oof. I blew it. I mean I ROYALLY screwed up.
Self-Love & Collateral Damage
Sometimes you have to pick yourself. And sometimes that means hurting other people.
Waiting For Your Entrepreneur-ship To Come In?
(Grab your flippers.)
You’re my hero
You know that one time you did that super hard thing that almost killed you?
Are you in Limbo, sinner?
You don’t have to do something bad to land in limbo…
Your Filthy Mind
That thing you call your mind isn’t even real. It’s just…thoughts, but they can be a real sh*tshow.