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I thank Siri when she answers my questions. Is that weird?

I only cried once this Christmas…

I was playing on my phone first thing this morning…

When I was 8 I got stung by a bee.

Dog poop and personal achievement? Oh, they’re related, ye of little faith.

My favorite Jack Handey bit on SNL was the one with the dad and son on the beach.

Oof. I blew it. I mean I ROYALLY screwed up.

Sometimes you have to pick yourself. And sometimes that means hurting other people.

(Grab your flippers.)

You know that one time you did that super hard thing that almost killed you?

You don’t have to do something bad to land in limbo…

That thing you call your mind isn’t even real. It’s just…thoughts, but they can be a real sh*tshow.

Is there something you need to shed? Not like a sweater or skin tag, but a thought.

Build the plane in mid-air? Prepare to un-practical, pals.

Enneagram 2s, next-level-nurturers, and generous-to-a-fault-ers. STAHP!